"What's worse: dickplay on words, or wordplay on...
S: i like how (bene)dick [as in, Shakespeare character] makes you sound like you were a benevolent dick
S: when in reality you were more like a (male)dick
S: ... in a malevolent ... and i guess also ... male ... way
Well now I know what I'm going to be doing...
E: also SHIT need to submit text and image to the peoples!
S: oh yeah. when is that due?
S: wait seriously? TODAY!? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
E: yeah see their emails
S: i didn't read their emails. for fear that something like this would happen
E: lol wow way to go
S: you know what i mean. preemptive procrastination!
E: i have no words
A: i realized that R swept me off my feet using...beckett.
A: normally the only way to swipe a chick off her feet using beckett is to hit her very hard and very fast on her head with the full edition
S: don't underestimate the seduction of philosophy!
A: i was philosophyduced
S: philoseduced :)
What? You say that there are racial and... →
We’re delighted to hear that Rep. Fleming is a regular reader of America’s...– The Onion editor Joe Randazzo • In response to the Republican Congressman who mistook an Onion article for the real thing. source (via • follow) :D :D
Yesterday, with friends I thought I knew well.
Last night I hung out with a few male friends and felt sort of shocked at the way they discussed the girls they were interested in. It was the sort of “Well, how hot is she, 1-10?”/”My girlfriend doesn’t know about all the other women I have on the side”/”Oh, he was just flirting with her as practice for the real thing” type of shit that I honestly never...
First world [library] problems.
S: omg i'm trying to laugh silently
S: and i think it's making me sound like i'm crying
S: and the fact that i sound like i'm crying is making me laugh more
E: that awkward moment when im working without my glasses on and possibly cute woman walks by and i cant make it really obvi by putting said glasses on so i can actually discern the cuteness or lack thereof of said woman.
heheheheheheheeheheheehehe: “ass haiku” by Brandon Scott Gorrell ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass Hmmm why did this make me laugh for exactly a minute and a half?
I was within and without. Simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via misswallflower)
Kurt: The future used to be such an abstract idea. The dream was enough, you know? And now the future has the nerve to show up, and it's expecting us to do something, and it's not interested in giving a lending hand.
Rachel: I'm actually kind of scared. I thought the world would care more.
Japan Population Decline: Third Of Nation's Youth... →
youmightfindyourself: A startling number of Japanese youths have turned their backs on sex and relationships, a new survey has found. The survey, conducted by the Japan Family Planning Association, found that 36% of males aged 16 to 19 said that they had “no interest” in or even “despised” sex. That’s almost a 19% increase since the survey was last conducted in 2008. If that’s not bad enough,...