February 2012
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"What's worse: dickplay on words, or wordplay on...
S: i like how (bene)dick [as in, Shakespeare character] makes you sound like you were a benevolent dick
S: when in reality you were more like a (male)dick
S: ... in a malevolent ... and i guess also ... male ... way
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Well now I know what I'm going to be doing...
E: also SHIT need to submit text and image to the peoples!
S: oh yeah. when is that due?
E: today
S: wait seriously? TODAY!? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
E: yeah see their emails
S: i didn't read their emails. for fear that something like this would happen
E: lol wow way to go
S: you know what i mean. preemptive procrastination!
E: i have no words
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Philoseduction.
A: i realized that R swept me off my feet using...beckett.
A: normally the only way to swipe a chick off her feet using beckett is to hit her very hard and very fast on her head with the full edition
S: don't underestimate the seduction of philosophy!
A: i was philosophyduced
S: philoseduced :)
A: yes!
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What? You say that there are racial and... →
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“We’re delighted to hear that Rep. Fleming is a regular reader of America’s...”
– The Onion editor Joe Randazzo • In response to the Republican Congressman who mistook an Onion article for the real thing. source (via • follow)
:D :D
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Yesterday, with friends I thought I knew well.
Last night I hung out with a few male friends and felt sort of shocked at the way they discussed the girls they were interested in. It was the sort of “Well, how hot is she, 1-10?”/”My girlfriend doesn’t know about all the other women I have on the side”/”Oh, he was just flirting with her as practice for the real thing” type of shit that I honestly never...
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First world [library] problems.
S: omg i'm trying to laugh silently
S: and i think it's making me sound like i'm crying
S: and the fact that i sound like i'm crying is making me laugh more
S: omg
E: fuckfuckfuck
E: that awkward moment when im working without my glasses on and possibly cute woman walks by and i cant make it really obvi by putting said glasses on so i can actually discern the cuteness or lack thereof of said woman.
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heheheheheheheeheheheehehe:
“ass haiku” by Brandon Scott Gorrell
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
Hmmm why did this make me laugh for exactly a minute and a half?
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“I was within and without. Simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via misswallflower)
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Gleeangst.
Kurt: The future used to be such an abstract idea. The dream was enough, you know? And now the future has the nerve to show up, and it's expecting us to do something, and it's not interested in giving a lending hand.
Rachel: I'm actually kind of scared. I thought the world would care more.
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Japan Population Decline: Third Of Nation's Youth... →
youmightfindyourself:
A startling number of Japanese youths have turned their backs on sex and relationships, a new survey has found.
The survey, conducted by the Japan Family Planning Association, found that 36% of males aged 16 to 19 said that they had “no interest” in or even “despised” sex. That’s almost a 19% increase since the survey was last conducted in 2008.
If that’s not bad enough,...
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January 2012
50 posts
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“Night is a room
darkened for lovers.”
– William Carlos Williams (“Complaint”)
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All analogies break down after 5 a.m.
A: How bad on a scale of 1 to 10 would it be to booty call N these days?
S: I'd say a 3, as long as you don't start to feel for him. Practice safe cuddling - wear an emotional condom!
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“That is precisely how I feel when I consider my own journey, my own...”
– Eric Liu (“Notes of a Native Speaker,” The Washington Post, 1998)
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A good pillow is hard to find.
S: i'm thinking that ... i might re-fwb because i like cuddling
A: yeah! do it
S: i mean a human is nothing more than a self-warming pillow right?
A: yes
A: i miss my pillow
A: good pillows are hard to find
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“A Romantic is someone who asks when you would like to see them. When you answer...”
– Stephen Elliott
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“I like the right side, in the back corner, when the elevator becomes crowded. It...”
– Jimmy Chen, (Elevator Emotions, Thought Catalog)
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On Pennsylvania and its merits.
W: My life is stupid, I'm ready to leave Cleveland now.
S: where would you go though?
W: Pennsylvania? I don't know. Somewhere not-Ohio.
W: I have this ideal image of Pennsylvania in my mind, with characteristics such as SERIOUSLY NOWHERE NEAR OHIO listed.
S: pennsylvania borders ohio, you realize
W: Shut up and leave me alone.
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My new goal is always to be around someone who has...
Y: There are still some noodles left. Who wants to do the noodle thing?
Y: [with wine bottle to mouth] I don't drink wine. Wine is for losers.
Y: [walking briskly past people at bus stop] HAHAHAHA shut the fuck up!
(Two hours later)
A: Lolll he passed out in his dorm, my friend tells me.
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“I imagine many of you grew up prisoners of public radio? Trust me, your parents...”
– Michele Norris (speaking at Duke University; January 18, 2012)
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How 'Radiolab' Is Changing the Sound of the Radio... →
poptech:
Love this bit in particular:
Radiolab is actually post-blog and post-livestream. It’s not aping the oratory of old or the raggedness of the new. It’s a hybrid that takes lessons from the past, recent and deep.
For a bit of a different take on this, watch Radiolab host and producer Jad Abumrad (PopTech 2010) as he shares examples of how sound has been used not only to tell stories...
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“A girl with a book is innately attractive; men understand that if she can...”
– Jack Cazir (“Dating In A Ghost Town,” Thought Catalog)
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The Circumstantial Breakup | Thought Catalog →
“Would that all your future relationships could end in hate. Blinding, final hate — fiery like Cortez and his ships. Permanent. Something so explosive it propels you forward. Means it’s too painful to look back.”
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