Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?
perfection or actual time travelers?
I’m imagining a crazy time-traveling conspiracy in which the original Anne Hathaway & William Shakespeare are actually from the present, but they travel back in time with the manuscripts for Shakespeare’s plays so that “William” can stage them and take credit for them (clearly, since pft women writing? yeah right), but actually they didn’t write the plays either — the plays just exist in the literary ether, a mysterious authorless set of masterpieces.
|A:||whatevs i am not giving a shit|
|A:||we will live in a hut in the vagina mountain, where no mansplainer rape apologist ever set his foot|
|S:||haha the vagina mountain|
|S:||can we live on the clit of vagina mountain?|
|A:||i am fairly certain this is where most people think i live|
The lips on that thing are doing a lot.
I feel this way a lot lately — have been applying for short summer internships because I have more time than I expected upon my return to the US before my job starts. I’ve been receiving tepid responses from a number of media organizations and internships, usually to the tune of “the timing’s off.” But I’m a productive hardworking person and I’m making puppy eyes at you! Ugh ugh.